When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.
by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017
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Get the slappybag mug.A drinking game in which you slap a cheap bag of wine (conveniently found inside a box of wine) and than take a big gulp from it. Known to create treasured memories you don't remember and pounding hangovers.
by goutalout December 8, 2010
Get the slappin' the bag mug.Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!
by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005
Get the super market monkey slapper mug.a chick that is so depraved that the only way she can get off is by being aggravatingly fucked in her ass while she violently slaps her own clit or pussy, usually ends up to be a porn star.
James thought Jamie was a prude, but as soon as she broke up with him she turned into a pussy slappin' butt fucker. I guess she just did not like him.
by imwildyourmild March 6, 2009
Get the Pussy Slappin' Butt Fucker mug.Slappin' the Grimlock is the coolest new activity you can do. Any hip new "thing" can be referred to in casual conversation as Slappin' the Grimlock, in order to confuse other people- the point being that if you have to ask what the other person means, you'll never be cool enough to partake in the activity.
"Hey man, me and my buddes are gonna go slap the Grimlock for a while, you wanna come?"
"The hell are you talking about?"
"Never mind... I guess you're just not cool enough to enjoy a good session of slappin' the Grimlock."
"The hell are you talking about?"
"Never mind... I guess you're just not cool enough to enjoy a good session of slappin' the Grimlock."
by Darc Discordia April 16, 2009
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