Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.

karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!

by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021

simarah

Simarah is a person who loves boys with small brains and even smaller penises

hey look its simarah she likes small dicks

by kailash singh May 14, 2022

Full Simba

Like the Simba. When you finish intercourse you use your index finger to mark her head with your semen. You then pick her up and yell "Aaaasavinya!".

It got crazy last night, I pulled out the Full Simba.
That girl is so small I bet I could easily give her a Full Simba.

by AKansan December 21, 2010

simba

when you finger a girl that is on her period then you take your bloody finger and rub it on her forhead and say simba

so i was fingering my girlfriend last night, and when i pulled my hand out it was bloody so i gave her a simba

by mahlman May 14, 2005

simanu

Annoying, weird. A guy who is just to comfortable to be himself everywhere he goes. He always wants to play and never listens.

he is a simanu

by snake5000 September 12, 2016

simpath

A large cow that eats dog poo for fun and is very gay. It tends to be very ugly and licks mold from the ground for fun

Simpath is Simrath
Simpath is funny

by Tom brent December 7, 2006

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003