shitting sidways

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.

Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

side-ways sloppy joe

clitoris, pussy, etc.

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?

by Bean August 15, 2003

sidewayswise

adj.
1. The mental state of being both confused and uncertain.
2. To see both sides of an argument equally; neither for nor against.

Ok, you lost me there, I'm sidewayswise right now.

by Arthur G. April 21, 2005

Sidewayser

When your more sideways then the person that came at you sideways

Don't come at me sideways cause I can be sidewayser

by Thearkangelgrim July 3, 2017

sideway milkshake

The act of laying a thick milf on her side and pouring milk all over her body while slapping her with your penis.

I'm going to Sideway Milkshake your mom tonight.

by The burning bush December 19, 2017

Sidewayz Invite

Bullshit. Not real; Not fake enough to call fake either. Said through text (obviously;spelling). It's a way to know the difference between real an fake by the spelling. Scarcastic invites.

She text me some sidewayz invite... takin pictures in her bed.
So what?...Is that some kinda sidewayz invite?

by KandyKTrenton January 11, 2021

talkin sidewayz

talking bull shit, or making ridiculous statements that get you into a fight.

that nigga d-boi be talkin sidewayz imma have to cap this cat.
he be talkin sidewayz, he swung on me and i had him sittin sidewayz on the curb

by imdirty360 August 25, 2013