5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

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Shuffle Nugget

That awesome song that you find and listen to when your skipping songs repeatedly on your iPhone/iPod in shuffle mode.

Dave jammed to "Drop the World" by Lil Wayne when he discovered the shuffle nugget while doing work in the office.

by GUILLOT1NE July 31, 2011

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The act of a speed walk/jogging combination. This shuffle is intended to keep a vehical, usually a bus, from leaving without the nigger shuffler. This allows the shuffler to make the driver stop, but without actually having to do much work.

Hey look! Terrence is gonna miss the bus. Oh wait, he used the nigger shuffle.

by Sacktap July 2, 2006

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five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002

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Mad Monkey Shuffle

Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.

Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!

by Smee O. McShmee March 13, 2003

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GAY BACKWARDS SHUFFLE

A.K.A. The (G.B.S.) In slowpitch softball after the pitch is realesed, the pitcher demonstrates an extremely flamboyant backwards moving shuffle with the gayest possible hand movements in hope to anger and distract the batter. It may also be possible to use this manuever to escape a choke hold.

The other team could not even make contact with the ball because Miguel has the perfect Gay Backwards Shuffle

by Sergio D September 30, 2008

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Lesbian Shuffle

When a girl makes out with another girl to get with a guy

Jess: "See that hot guy over there?"
Emily: "Yeah."
Jess: "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Emily: "Let's pull a lesbian shuffle to get his attention."

by tmac721 June 11, 2009

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