shoegasm

the act of fucking a shoe

singular form. to fuck a shoe

Oh my god i blew my load in my shoe....man that was a great Shoegasm!

by mr. gasm April 24, 2009

shoegaze

To play an instrument (especially a guitar) with one's head down, as though gazing at one's shoes.

That emo guy plays shoegaze at the coffee shop on Fridays.

by eparx November 12, 2004

sheeba

1) stuff
2) alt. form of shit

Also spelled, shiba.

1) What did you do with my sheeba?
2) You're such a puta, you got sheeba all over my shit!
3) I have to take a sheeba.

by J.D. "La Puta" Cornjeo January 29, 2004

shoebox in the closet

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah

"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007

Shoelace Express

To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.

Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.

by chipmunk 314 August 16, 2011

Oakland Shebang

When a male urinates in a femals ass, then eats out her ass whole.

Hey baby, may I interest you in the Oakland Shebang.

by WWFL December 16, 2008

german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010