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Sharking

The act of persistently messaging, or continuously following a female. Resulting in the eventual surrender, and subsequent sympathy shag/kiss to rid her of the human nightmare which haunts her. Sometimes executed in a drunk state, and not uncommonly used in nightclubs.

Originally coined from the somewhat successful tactic used by the notorious Andrew Goudie; receiving a number of kisses, and shags as a result of this universally frowned upon method of sharking.
"This boy wouldn't leave me alone last night! So I had to get with him to get him to fuck off!" - Girl
"Oh he was definitely sharking you then!" - Boy

or,

"What happened to you last night Karina? - Boy
"That boy had so little chat he had to resort to using The Andrew Goudie Tactic." - Karina
"Oh you poor poor person!" - Boy
by Natalie Belbin May 26, 2014
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shaking hands with downstairs

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."
by Mandy O. January 7, 2009
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Sharking

When a man cuddles up with his sleeping partner and pokes him/her/it with his erect penis.
Martin kept sharking me awake.
by wiffizzle May 5, 2009
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shanking

This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.
When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"
by Rashed, J November 8, 2008
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sofia shocking

A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.
Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.
by Sexy Chickkk May 1, 2008
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potato sacking

A man with large testicles/gonads dipping them into the mouth of a unsuspected individual...
I was at the office and I saw Quincy potato sacking Ericson
by kenny carino April 26, 2006
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Shaking the can

Last night she started shaking the can until it exploded
by Nathaniel77 October 17, 2009
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