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Holy Shittin' Jesus

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.
"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"
by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005
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jesus shitting christ

noun;adjective:
a term used when something is incredibly fucking supprising or when some one or something is:
A.Fucking Retarded
B.Smells like shit
C. or is stoned OFF THEIR ASSES, rolling, or tripping and did or said something incredibly memorable, rediculous, funny, smart.ect.
"Jesus shitting christ! I´m tripping so hard, that i saw the tree from Pochahontas!"

"Jesus shitting christ! did you eat a fucking corpse?"

"Britney was really a virgin all that time? Jesus shitting christ."
by KeViN (nwapsnatas666) September 6, 2006
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shitting gold bricks

why are you leaving the lights on, what do you think I'm doing shitting gold bricks.
by nickofromhou September 9, 2009
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mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!
by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009
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You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.
Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016
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Shitbitch

A word used often when a woman pussies out or acts lazy and pisses people off.
Bronwyn and Negus, get out of bed and don't be such shitbitches!
by badboybecky September 18, 2009
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Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit
Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!
by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008
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