Shirley Temple

When a person both shits and pisses their pants at the same time or in the same period of time.

Man dude i was so wasted last night i feel like im gonna Shirley Temple all over the place.

That bathroom is nasty someone must've Shirley Templed

by tjo992 August 27, 2009

shirley temple

the act of a golden shower, while the girl is having her period

I was surprised but pleased when Sara gave me a Shirley temple last night

by Thedonald420 December 19, 2010

Shire

Home of Frodo baggins, Samwise gamgee, Meriadoc brandybuck, Peragrin took and Bilbo baggins- the most famousest of hobbitses

Gandalf: Back in the day, Thorin gave Bilbo a shirt of methril
Gimli: Oh!that was a kingly gift!
Gandalf: yes! i never told him, but its worth was greater than the entire Shire

by Zellie February 26, 2004

Shirley Temple

The Shirley Temple is when you take a can of whip cream and squirt it up a girls vagina. When you have put as much whip cream up there as you can put some cherries and sprinkles up there too. For the ultimate orgasm slide a banana up her pussy. Then you eat the girl out making sure to lick her vaginal tube completely clean. If you cant stretch your tongue that far then make her squat over your face so that it will all drip into your mouth.

Lee: Can we please Shirley Temple? I am super hungry and bored.

Pat: Absolutely! Let me stretch so that I can be prepared to squat

by woner 24/7 June 12, 2011

shriek

An individual typically with a larger penis that tends to attract the female sex.

I hate going out with my friend he is a shriek in the club.

by Cj "Spine" Shelton March 14, 2014

Laverne and Shirley

Used to describe any two young men (in their mid 20's) who live and work together, and ride the same crotch rocket to work. They are not infact men, and should you be approached to go to a BBQ at their house, DONT LOOK IN THE BATHROOM CLOSET!!!

Person 1: Seen BJ and Dave lately?
Person 2: You mean Laverne and Shirley?
Person 1: HAHA That's funny. Yeah, them.
Person 2: Yep. They rode by on their crotch rocket going to McDonalds.

by Kanzan27 September 24, 2006

Shirley Temple

A sex-position when a girl stands over a guys chest and has her period on him

Dude, that chick last night had a shirley temple on me, while over my bed; now theres blood stains all over my sheets!!!

by Sharmoot January 7, 2010