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Sheashit

A type of whore, slut, or some skanky kind of girl. Usually found in a small town. Often dates emo fags, and they usually listen to shitty music. Sheashits scratch themselves and call it a cut, and they often color on themselves to make it look like their father beats them. They are loud, obnoxious, bitchy, slutty, females, who always want their way. Sheashits usually try to fuck up happy peoples lives, and they become jealous very easily. This often results in shit being burned on their front porch. They are known to cry themselves to sleep because mommy didn't buy them a car at age 14. Sheashits fall in love easily, so that they can cheat on their boyfriends and act like they feel bad about it.
All this being said, a typical sheashit likes to cheat, dress whorish, lie, whine, complain, bitch, have sex (over and over), smoke cigarettes, and scream about pointless issues.
Their names are usually bitchy... like Morgan
A. Dude, did you hear about that bitch who cheated on Nate?
B. Yeah, it's the same chick that got kicked out of school for snorting crack in the bathroom!
A. Really? What a sheashit!!!
B. Yeah man... let's burn poop on her doorstep.
by Codayyy A. August 4, 2006
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Sessons

If your last name is Sessons, that means you are probably the best person that is known. If you are married to a Sessons, you are the luckiest Man or Women. A male Sessons is known for being very loving person, all the women will want him and seems to always have the biggest penis. Now if you are a female Sessons, you are the Prettiest woman known to man, very good and willing to do about anything in bed and most likely a squirter.
Hey you seen the dude, I forget his name but his last name is Sessons. He was the cutest person I ever seen. Plus I heard he is big if you know what I mean.
by The Love Doctors1 January 17, 2014
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Sheas world

A man who will be terribly missed
Sheas world was a world that Shea owned
by Tyler warburton November 5, 2020
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sheesh

Yo homies check out the new setup

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secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.
EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”
by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019
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Spice out session

The period of time in which a person is incapacitated after spicing out - usually accompanied by sickened groans and more puking.
"Fuck, I smoked an eighth of maul hoots and had a mass spice out session last night."
by Niggadicks June 17, 2009
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Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.
Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."
by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018
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