pre-sheathing

The act of putting on a prophylatic underneath one's trousers before going out one evening in anticipation of copulating

Often used by people who are inexperienced in putting them on

Also known as BGM

I was surprised when I thought he was handing me a banana in the club, but it turned out he had just been pre-sheathing

by k-ferriter May 22, 2011

urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016

Santorum sheath

A lamb-skinned condom for ultra modern Catholics

The Netflix actor grabbed a Santorum sheath style condom from his nightstand.

by Coop Dupe April 24, 2017

Jesse Seratt

He is a nice guy but don’t get on his bad side. He is loyal and protective over his gf. He is really shy when you meet him but then as you get to know him and become his friend he is really fun to hang out with and a good person to rant to he has long hair and really pretty eyes

Jesse Seratt has really long hair

by Peppawhatareyoudoinginmydrink October 15, 2019

andrew sherratt

a dead ginger ting with mummy issues. will play you like a fiddle.

luke : whos this then?
chris : oh thats andrew sherratt, hes a gingernut.

by freddiehinesfans May 5, 2020

edd sheran

A FUCKING DICK SUCKER and a singer

YOU ARE EDD SHERAN

by Sufart October 29, 2020

for shertian

(NOUN): Being certain of something you’re sure of.

(VERB): When what a person identifies as matches the majority of publics’ perceptions.

I am for shertian a white female.

by That9OneRose November 28, 2020