shocker

Australian slang (possibly used elsewhere).

Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.

"Geez, Joe, you're such a shocker!!"
(after Joe did something stupid)

"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)

by Mookie S August 24, 2005

Shocker 5000

The act of inserting a closed fist into a female vagina sideways, then turning the fist vertically, and finally opening the fist and making "jazz-hands" out of your fingers.

This fucking whore was screaming, "is it in yet?" So I gave her a shocker 5000 right before I raped her in the ass until she bled all over my cock.

by cuminurmouthfuckingwhore December 11, 2006

shacker

One who shits and jacks off simultaneously.

"That gay shacker deserves it"

by DOUG October 10, 2003

Shocker 10000

The act of inserting both hands vertically in the awkward turtle position while rubbing clitoris and chocolate spider with thumbs, then sneakily turn hands 180 degrees and do alligator mouth until it bleeds, immediately following jackhammer powerhouse.

We were lying in her bed right before that hoe screamed "hit me with the shocker 10000 and make it hurt!" So I proceeded to put that cunt in a coma.

by Felix Silversteen July 12, 2011

shocker

A paintball gun made by Smart Parts that is very common in tournament paintball

Dude, that Dynasty Shocker cost over $1100

by Swickster September 18, 2005

Shocker Kiss

When a person builds up static electricity by rubbing feet on floor or other means and then kisses her/his partner causing a small electrical shock.

The electricity was high when he gave her a shocker kiss.

by Rebekah Rosenberg October 16, 2008

shocker cutscene

When someone on a reality show gets offended, they emphasize it dramatically with a sudden large musical "thump", dead tone of a piano key, or symbol bash. Often accompanied by the person who is offended just seen standing there blanked out in "awe". Get's VERY annoying when used over and over in a show.

Example of a shocker cutscene


Girl 1-Ahh that was an awesome night.

Girl 2-Yeah especially with Dave, we had sex last night.

Girl 1-Oh? Cause Dave told me that I was better.

-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 2 just stares in shock-

Girl 2-Well he told me that you smelled!

-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 1 just stares in shock-

by Gigafrost March 23, 2009