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Gym Selfie Slut 

The type of girl who shows up at gym at 9 am, fully decked out in the latest sports gear making sure her sports bra matches her phone case and sneakers, gum in her mouth, perfectly styled hair, face caked an perfectly contoured to give the illusion she has high cheek bones, looking like she's about to hit the clubs or shoot an porn scene. You'll find her pouting her Restylane enhanced lips in front of the mirror arching her back, sucking her stomach in to take selfies to post on instagram, # Great workout, last squat rep, booty werkday, trainerholic, no pain no gain, squat till you drop. Then, she'll treadmill it on 4 speed zero incline to take another selfie to post 'treadin it out as a cool down'. That's what Gym Selfie Sluts define as 'sweating it out at the gym'.
If you're still looking cute after a workout honey, then the only thing you trained are your finger muscles. Your a gym Selfie Slut.
Gym Selfie Slut by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

Suicide Selfie 

A selfie taken without regard for safety, warning signs, clear danger, or common sense. Examples include Panther Protagonist, Yosemite Yokels, and Polish in Portugal.
Did you hear about the couple who stood on the edge of a cliff in Yosemite to take a picture? It ended up being a Suicide Selfie as they fell a thousand feet to their death.

Yesterday another person took a suicide selfie. A man was traveling on a train from Mumbai to Goa in India and fell out of the moving train while attempting to take a selfie, resulting in his death. When will people learn?

Yet again, this July 4th 2020, a visitor to the Grand Canyon decided the view was to good to resist. She then walked to the edge of Mather Point, pulled out her cell phone, and ended up taking a Suicide Selfie, falling over 100 feet to her picturesque demise.
Suicide Selfie by Big D Rock July 4, 2020

Saturday soup selfie 

A selfie you take with your soup after a night out on Friday, usually when recovering from a hangover.
It can also be used as a #
A- How do you know they’ve got a hangover
B- They sent me a Saturday soup selfie

Oscars selfie 

A picture to end all pictures. Originated from Ellen DeGeneres' Oscars 2014 group selfie featuring a group of the world's leading actors, which crashed Twitter that same evening for breaking the record for most retweeted photo in the world.
"Guys, get over here. Let's get a picture to remember, let's take an Oscars selfie"
Oscars selfie by ronan_mcg March 15, 2014

Smoke selfie 

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?
Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

Accidental selfie 

When u take selfies by accident , posing without knowing
I took an accidental selfie on train
Accidental selfie by Sm00thh December 16, 2016