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Seagull

A seagull is a male or female that hovers and hollers(cakaws) at someone they find attractive, many times displaying the "mine" syndrome towards anyone they perceive as a threat to stealing their bread (said attractive person)
"Damn ma, you fine. Lemme get them digits."

"No thank you"

"Come on girl, Holla at yo boy"

"Not interested"

"Why you gotta be like that, I just wanna get to know you"

girl checks phone

"Oh, who's that? Your man"

"Quit being a seagull"
by Xelu February 14, 2015
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Seagull

Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.
1. "Happy hour is about to start, those damn seagulls are about to swoop in!"
by Sgrqk May 7, 2015
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Seagulling

When your having a romantic evening on the beach with your girlfriend and you decide that having sex in missionary is too boring, you then pop your self out stick it in the sand and then back. She immediately starts making a sound like a seagull.
Dude 1: my girlfriend got a uti
Dude 2:how?

Dude 1: I gave a good old seagulling.
by MarkyWallberg69 May 27, 2016
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Seagull Sweep

Enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circumstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. This is promptly followed by asserting said circumstance to have been one that was planned and even anticipated by the said seagull.
Stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to pull off the flukiest seagull sweep in the playoffs - shit he's dining out on that Seagull's sweep.
by fantasydan November 21, 2016
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Seagull

A flying fuck. Can be used as a way to ask for sex.

WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)
Person 1- "Hey Justin, do you wanna come over to my place and seagull?"

Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"

"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"
by failedabortion22 November 23, 2016
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Seagulling

Seagulling is when you spy on two people having sex and when they're about to finish, you jump out and pretend your a seagull.
I can't believe James seagulled me and Karen last night. Seagulling (Jumping out and acting like a seagull)
by Mic meadows February 8, 2017
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Seagull

When someone goes up to people having sex and jerks off to it in front of them.
by CupcakKe's dad November 7, 2017
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