Scoring

The Act of Rizzing someone up enough for them to be compelled enough to have Sexual Intercourse

Beavis: Hey, look at that hot chick (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, she so, like, so hot (chuckle)
Beavis: You bet she's gonna, like, have sex with us (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, like, we're totally going to, like, score (chuckle)
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! We're going to score! (Chuckle)

*For Clarification, They mean sex, scoring is technically their own way of saying that. They are, also, Beavis and Butthead"

by Gassypotato February 24, 2024

Scoop and Score

When you don’t want to get out of the shower or waffle stomp, so you poop in your hand and toss it in the toilet from the shower.

Sometimes the shower feels so good, scoop and score is the only way to go!

by JRentCy June 24, 2025

Score Whore

A player (typically very obnoxious) that is obsessed with beating your high scores. They will follow you on leaderboards for the sole purpose of getting a score higher than yours so they can brag about it...causing you to either take time out of your day to go "fix it", or let them gloat forever.

Player 1: Hahahaha. Look! I beat your high scores again on 3 maps today. Tee hee hee. I can't believe it!! Blah blah high score blah blah blah scores blah blah highest score blah blah blah score.
Player 2: Ugh. I'll have to go fix it. Thanks, you score whore.

by P0SITR0NIK October 20, 2021

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

scores

Means 20 pounds or usually used to refer to a 2 gram bag of weed that cost 20 quid. 10 quid is known as benz.

Just got a scores out the atm for the fruit machine!
Anyone know where my scores bag of bud is?

by Bigboy packet March 15, 2022

Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023