Schemedium

When you're not petite enough but you're not large enough, you're schemedium.

Your jailhouse jumpsuit isn't large or medium, it's schemedium.

by Cute chik May 22, 2018

Scheme House

A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.

M: Hey, what are you doing this friday?
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!

by LIl' Lexicographer June 28, 2018

Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.

As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.

by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018

schemantics

schematics for antics, or a plan to commit shenanigans.

jimmy: help me come up with the schemantics to convince my dad to help us build a dirtbike ramp, my main broheim
toby: yea man, it'll be way far out. but we gotta scheme up a way to keep him thinking its for a science project so we dont get in trouble!

by yeaitsameawario January 11, 2019

schmepping

Dipping and / or going really fuckin fast.

This car is a straight schmepper. When I was schmepping from the police ...

by Alfanso the Great the second February 8, 2019

Schimpa

The nicest people you could ever meet! They are so fun and caring. And most of the time their cute. If you have a schimpa in your life keep them forever!im telling you

Girl #1:Gurl have you seen that schimpa?
Girl #2: Omg yes he’s so cute

by getyourselfalife March 11, 2019

Schemoid

Someone from a housing scheme (Scotland) or council estate. Usually of poor character with no morals. Can also be used as an insult for someone who shares the same attitudes as the former.

Did you hear about Brian? He got caught stealing from work again what a fucking schemoid tramp!

by Corolla54 May 11, 2019