Cock Swap

In the event of a cock block where one male cock blocks another male, the blocking male may attempt to steal the opposing male's target and swap the blocked cock with his.
This is usually done out of spite of the blocked male.

Charlie: I totally cock blocked Michael the other day.

Kevin: You should have gone further and cock swapped him.

Charlie: Yeah I should have.......... And... I SHALL!

by lazersintime January 12, 2011

stapleton

A person who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times such as poker games when he is the dealer. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name daniel.

Damnit stapleton get your hand out of your pants!

by Ank April 20, 2005

stapes

Yorkshire slang - used to describe a particularly fine horse.

"What a beautiful stapes that is," Said John, the breeder of Connemara ponies.
"Absolutely stunning," Agreed his wife, Mary.

by biglog September 1, 2009

STApes

STApes

Stands for Sexually Trasmitted Apes.
Entire nonsensical sexually transmitted disease.

"Mike, did you hear that Erica got STApes of Allan?"
Mike: "That guy WAS always monkeying around."

by iamstapesmand September 1, 2009

Stappy

To be of or related to the awesome-ness that is scott stapp (the flamboyant lead singer of the band "creed")

Bro1: dude you are looking straight stappy today
Bro2: bro I know, these leather chaps are suave

by shibbytron October 3, 2012

Face Swap

When two people cut the skin of their face off, trade faces, and jizz on eachother's head so that the face will stick.

"Hey man I'm bored"
"Wanna face swap?"
"Sure, where's your exacto knife?"

by crazymanwithdrumsticks January 27, 2010

singapore swap

to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.

wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!

by goatcheese June 12, 2004