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Battle sword

The act of fucking a bitch on her period.
Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.
by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
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Waffle Sword

When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.
My friend got sent to a burn center having getting a very bad waffle sword.
by ChickenCausesDepression February 7, 2018
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Long-sword

Standard weapon of a medieval european knight and well trained men-at-arms. Designed to be used on one hand whilst the other one holding a shield. It was much rarer than those Hollywood shows and movies would make people believe.

It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.
Bastard-sword was just a mixture of a two-handed greatsword and a long-sword
by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019
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Marker Sword

An item that resembles vast superiority than others.
“Jimmy:Fight me bitch no balls”
“Tommy:*Pulls out Marker Sword*”
“Jimmy: Aw hell nah
by flat croc March 16, 2021
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sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.
My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.
by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019
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Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.
Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!
by Mr Bens May 2, 2013
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