A pig's asshole.....
by eclipseyourmind June 11, 2005
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Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying
Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying
"Why dont you go somewhere and play your swinette"
which almost always leads to:
"Whats a Swinette"
"Its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, and you pluck it with your teeth".
In other words....go away......
which almost always leads to:
"Whats a Swinette"
"Its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, and you pluck it with your teeth".
In other words....go away......
by Fish2062 September 11, 2010
Get the Swinette mug.A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.
In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.
In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.
Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position?"
Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."
Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."
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1. Any self-identifying womyn/women who fiercely believe/s and openly helps advancing the course of gender equality and intersectional Feminism. Somebody who doesn't screw others for their own benefit, who understands that everybody MUST be equal.
An expression coined by Textile artist Jess de Wahls.
2. A mover and shaker in any organisation.
1. Any self-identifying womyn/women who fiercely believe/s and openly helps advancing the course of gender equality and intersectional Feminism. Somebody who doesn't screw others for their own benefit, who understands that everybody MUST be equal.
An expression coined by Textile artist Jess de Wahls.
2. A mover and shaker in any organisation.
by venuspoppy January 24, 2017
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A form of revenge. When one shits on anything or anyone that is not meant to be shat on, thus destroying that beings confidence, reputation and personal property. This can stem from extreme hatred and disgust of the person or owner of the object being shat on. An important part of swindling is discretion. The person being swindled must not know it was you who swindled them and must remain confused as they angrily clean up the shit you have bestowed upon them.
A form of revenge. When one shits on anything or anyone that is not meant to be shat on, thus destroying that beings confidence, reputation and personal property. This can stem from extreme hatred and disgust of the person or owner of the object being shat on. An important part of swindling is discretion. The person being swindled must not know it was you who swindled them and must remain confused as they angrily clean up the shit you have bestowed upon them.
(past tense)
Jon: Dude, I just swindled Mark so bad!
Rob: Why?
Jon: he stole my bitch so I took a shit in his bed!
Rob: NICE!
Jon: Dude, I just swindled Mark so bad!
Rob: Why?
Jon: he stole my bitch so I took a shit in his bed!
Rob: NICE!
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