stroke tid

You have a stroke and your tid shakes

1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy

2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids

by tids4life August 24, 2017

Artic Stroke

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.

Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?

Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.

by Never_On_Time_Nymphatics April 20, 2016

Baby Stroke

When a girl is having sex with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird ass shit because he is enjoying it, not you

"Oh Brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah"

"You have such a baby stroke, I don't think I had an orgasm once"

by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016

mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin

by dogsrock September 1, 2020

Strokes Syndrome

When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.

I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.

by Bird345 September 16, 2014

Alabama stroke

When your sister gives you a handjob.

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.

by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017

High Stroke

When someone goes to High 5 you and instead of slapping your hand they stroke it.

Man that wasn't a High 5 it was a High Stroke.

by DCpegasus July 17, 2014