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i liked a boy, dylan in high school. i got really turned on whenever we would talk. one day i got the courage to say something. i told him i really liked him and he pushed me against the wall and we aggressively made out. he started to take of his pants revealing his massive dick as i removed my shirt and bra. he stared at my double ds as i took of my pants to showing my red lace underware. he couldn't take it and started to make out one again, i got on the floor to give his 10 inch cock a bj. he moaned with pleasure and i couldn't help but let out a little moan too. i could feel the pre-cum on his dick, i licked it off as we both moaned. i went faster and faster until he cummed. he gave a giant moan as i swallowed every last drop. he wanted to return the favor so he abruptly started fingering me. first with 2 fingers, then with 3. i moaned as i couldn't take it any longer. he moved up to rub my clit. " DADDY MAKE ME CUM" i yelled. just as i said this my best friend katie and her boyfriend jake walked in. they said " mind if we join." they started to make out letting out small moans. we were so turned on. i kissed him as he penetrated my tight pussy, we both loudly moaned. meanwhile jake and katie were doing 69. we wanted in and i started kissing jake and giving him a hand job. dylan was giving head to katie. we all cummed at the same time. how is that for a sexy story
me: hey " harry" wanna hear this sexy story?
harry: sure
by that one brunette May 28, 2022
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masturbation story

maybe you’ll get horny from this ;)

It was a normal weekend, and nothing much was happening. I go downstairs and notice my parents getting ready to go out. “We’re going to a nearby area to hang out with friends, we’ll be back at 11 pm.” Yes! I have 5 hours all to myself! I knew what I was going to do at that moment. Just to check, I look out the window to the driveway to make sure my parents were well out of the neighborhood. I rush upstairs. I pull out my computer and turn it on and go to my favorite porn website. I pick out a video that made me horny, and started taking of my pajamas. I go to the mirror and watch my boobs jiggle as I walk. I take my naked body to my parents room and take thier lube. I go back to my room walking slowly and sexually. I get on the floor and spread my legs in front of the mirror. My pussy was slightly wet. I had a tight pussy and a nice big, stretched anus. I flip the cap of the lube off, and pour it down my body. I look at myself in my mirror while doing that. I walk over to my bed and rub my clit against the side of the Frame. I grap my computer and take it back to my mirror. I spread my legs again, this time switching my view between the mirror and the porn. I put my fingers against my pussy and pull, exposing the layers. Once I do that I insert my finger rubbing my clit as I go. Wishing I had something else, I crawl to my drawer of dildos. After pulling one out I slowly insert it rubbing as I go.i began to orgasm and moan as loud as I can.
This part of the masturbation story I won’t finish, because I’m evil
by Jaysvwhdhwjshwvshs May 29, 2018
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true story

Contrary to popular belief, true story is used to make a story MORE believable.

Don’t agree with me? Check out the example and see for yourself.
Story 1:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: You fucking liar!

Story 2:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
Person 2: True Story.
Person 1: Well, since you said true story, it must be true. I believe you.

Now tell me. Which version of the story do you think is more believable? That’s what I thought.
by IAMSODOT April 12, 2005
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pat story

a story that has no point whatsoever.
person one: i talked to my mum on the phone today..
person two: yeah?
person one: thats it.
person two: what a pat story..
by ilovejellybeans April 1, 2009
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Shower Story

After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.
by jj321 October 15, 2009
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toy story monopoly

It's a game where you sit in the dark with your friend and play "Guess a Number?" If you guess the number correctly, the other person must take off an article of clothing. You play until one person is completely naked. When you're naked you lose. Innocent people play in the dark, but if you want more of an adrenaline rush, turn on the lights.
"What are you playing?"
"Toy story monopoly!"
"What's that?"
"..."
by blondeorangebrook August 8, 2015
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King & Story

A barrio in East Side San Jose, which was once dubbed "The Lowrider Capital of the World." King and Story is also recognized as being the "Whittier Boulevard of the North" which has many similar characteristics as East Los Angeles. The usage and showings of lowriders is prevalent along King Rd and Story Rd. Lowrider Magazine was also founded in this barrio of East Side San Jose, CA
"Orale carnal, keep trucha, we're comin' up to King & Story!"
by EAST SIDE SAN JO April 22, 2021
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