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True Stoner

A person who finds a way to smoke weed every day without fail, unless they actually can't get hold of any ganja. A true stoner can be of any race or species as long as they follow the one rule above.

Some people may mis-interpret an occasional weed smoker as a stoner, but they are incorrect.
A stoner typically consists of a calm, harmless personality, an easy going daily routine and an incredibly laid back way of life.

If a stoner cannot get hold of any weed, the typical personality traits could turn opposite to the usual. A stoner may become stressed, angry and very impatient.

A True Stoner knows they are a Stoner and are PROUD to be a Stoner.

Legaliiiiiiize
"what do you wanna do today maan?"

"Got any gwaaan?"

"nahh man you?"

"yeeboii lets go roll a fatty!"

"yeeeeman! what you doing tomorrow?"

"Getting stoooooned maan"

"yeeeeman saaafe gimme a dingle and well meet up for some fatty bifts"

- true stoner
True Stoner by Stonermaaaaaan March 3, 2011
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stoner mission 

a hunt for food while you're stoned
"dude I'm hungry.I'm going on a stoner mission."
stoner mission by 1 up July 20, 2008

stoner 'stache 

A perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day.
That guy should shave that stoner 'stache, it smells like pot.
stoner 'stache by nrrgh-bcox September 7, 2010
A very happy person who looks at life in a beautiful way
Stoner by Yummybunny546 May 7, 2019

Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich of sorts of anything in front of you put on it while your high.
Tostitos Cheese Dip, Doritos Cool Ranch, and Lays BBQ Chips are a great mix for a stoner sandwich.
Stoner Sandwich by J. Doe December 15, 2006

stoner bliss

Chips n cheese.

The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.
Me:"Where were you?"
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"

(pause)

Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."
stoner bliss by sanfud n sun November 10, 2006
Someone who smokes alot. Usually a very nice, peaceful person who is harmless. Looked down on society as nothing. They are some of the coolest, chilled out people that you will get the privileged of meeting. Usually are liked by all the groups in school, and has no enemies.
Nerd: Look at Jason, what a stoner.
Athelete: Yea, but he is cool to talk to.
Nerd: true.
Stoner by sweetemotion09 June 8, 2007