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Baby Glommer-Stopper

Ummpa, ummpa; this is us, and this shamelessly referenced Willy Wonka Gobstopping ploy might just work in an effort to keep a child from being Baby-Sklarred for life! See Urban Dictionary definition for Baby Glommer.
A New Jersey and other States - post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. To said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. The general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. N.J. State adoption statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.
In a wrongful adoption, a Baby Glommer-Stopper is a whopper of a hero!
by gravy111 November 24, 2010
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slippery pants

slippery pants - N. derisive term given to a promiscuous person.
see also: sloot, whoore, freak, skank, Paris Hilton's sister
Slippery pants over there will f*@& anything with a pulse.
by Hamburger H hubman July 20, 2004
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Silver Beach Sipper

A sexual act in which a soft drink is poured into a vagina and slowly sipped out with a straw. It is called the "Silver Beach Sipper" Because it occured at Silver Beach in St. Joseph, MI.
by Poopsalad1 August 28, 2009
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stripper dart

when you put a coin inside a dollar bill, and you put chapstick or the like on the outside, and toss it at a stripper and it sticks to them.
dude, i'm bout to start throwin stripper darts at that one
by Kt nola January 14, 2011
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stripper barcode

1. A tattoo on the small of the back of a (usually) hot girl, visible peeking out from under her tight shirt, or plainly visible from a midriff-baring outfit.
2. A tattoo on the back commonly seen on strippers and porn stars (see "stripper tattoo").
Check out that hot chick... woah, "stripper barcode", she'll eat you alive.
by DAK! May 19, 2006
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slippery seal

when getting a woman doggy style on a linoleum floor; before she has an orgasim the man reaches down and screams "orf orf!" and proceeds to knock her hands out from under her, hitting her face on the floor.
she thought her floors were nice till I gave her the slippery seal.
by Clark, T May 2, 2006
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stripper shit

Stripper shit is a catch-all phrase describing the physical, mental, and emotional games strippers play to extract more money from their regular customers.
Teresa promised to call me to set up a date for dinner, but I knew she wouldn't. It was just stripper shit.
by Kid8up January 17, 2008
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