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Stickittothemaneosis

a fictional, terminal disease where your arteries shrink, shrivel and look like stick figures- Symptoms include drowsiness and falling asleep in class, missing multiple days of school, and overall not paying attention to anyone or thing.
"hey, why did you fall asleep in class again? that is the third time this week."

"I have just been diagnosed with Stickittothemaneosis- the doctors say i only have a few months or so left."
by Kriss Kross Applesauze October 20, 2008
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Stacking

the act of gently taking your lover by the hand,

leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.

roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.

depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,

or turned away.

most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.

the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.

this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.

this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.

(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)

wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)
"I really feel closer to Johnny after our first stacking session;
it was sublime!"

"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."

"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "
by Turdly Bugglestein October 3, 2011
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Stickings

Liam has stickings.
by HairyMonster February 14, 2013
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pogo-sticking

The use of a pogo stick to perform amazing acrobatic stunts.
I'm going to go pogo-sticking now.
by PogoMastahYaYa January 20, 2004
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stick in the butt

Haveing a attitude or being persistent on a conflicting issue
Hey bro i always sit in the front get in the backseat! 'Hey "brother" you have a stick in the butt take it out, you'll walk better.'
by CharlieClark956 March 5, 2015
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candied slickins

the natural lubricant that occurs in a vagina during sex, often expelled in varying quantities during different levels of stimulation.
guy 1: Did u see that girls squirt her love juice across the room?

guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.
by paddymac August 25, 2009
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Pig Sticking

Going on a big drinking night out and pulling then sleeping with a large ugly girl.
we are going out pig sticking tonight, i hope mine dosent smell to much!
by RG14 October 2, 2009
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