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Cuban Reverse Taco Stand

Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.
Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.
by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010
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Hat Stand

1)
- Used to describe ones state of mind.
- Can be said both in a positive or negative manner.
- One who is off-balance; so to speak.

2)
- Used to describe someone or something that is useless or purposeless.

3)
- In some cases it can be used to describe a person who is useless and at the sametime; mad.

**Originated in the Fylde area of Lancashire, England. Some believe Mr. M. Walolski first used it after leaving a nightclub in Blackpool.
1)
- After a large consumption of alcohol and narcotics; one could describe themselves as being "Hat Stand" or "A Hat Stand".
- Legend has it that Mr. M. Walolski, whilst falling out of a nightclub door said, " For fucks sake, I'm a fucking Hat Stand!" Interesting as he had no hat and couldn't stand.
- "Watch out for him; he's a fucking Hat Stand! He'll kick-off if you just look at his beer"

2)
An Ant Farm is as useless as "A Hat Stand".

3)
George W. Bush
by Ali. P October 4, 2006
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hamburger stand

noun. A word used to describe a girl who, much like a hamburger stand on free hamburger day, gives it out for free. Usually something you may want to avoid, as there is a greater risk of acquiring infectious disease.
Person 1: Man, I could really use a bite of something nice tonight.
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..
by Opalarmada October 6, 2011
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Helmet stand

When you can stand and balance on your penis or cock with no support from anyother limb.
I can do ten cock pushes and a helmet stand!!!!
by BigDNash January 24, 2019
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Hooker stand

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground
Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker
by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021
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Study Hall stand off

1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.
Damn, Dude, I'm beat. Shelia dropped a Study Hall stand off on me last period. I'm dehydrated.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
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I would stand in line for this

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.
A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.
by JormanThoad May 24, 2018
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