splenda

Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention

You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.

by Dmitriy March 19, 2008

Splech

another word for cum

I spleched in my gf eye, she didn't like it.

by oldpervert=D January 13, 2008

splegz

A word used to describe a marijuana cigarette. Generally used by urban potheads in public to depict what is about to take place place without attracting great attention, damn it- now people know!

dude 1: YO b, i gotta chop to deal wit, build the splegz, see me in the park at 3 and we'll justify dat!!
dude 2:Seeeen!

by <<Corps>> April 22, 2006

splenda-momma

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.

Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.

by pqrstuv November 10, 2008

spleezer

a marijuana cigarette

person a: i like smoking spleezers and eating sandwiches
person a to woman: make me a sandwich bitch!

by sweetboobjuice January 13, 2010

spleeb

N. A fart that gets trapped between your thighs and a plastic chair, and then slides out like a bubble, finally escaping with a "pop" noise.
V. To expell a spleeb.

Travis tried to pass gas quietly, but the plastic chairs in the classroom caused him to spleeb.

by Eric Ibrey Dean September 8, 2005

Splendiferous

The way I feel at the Reitz Union at UF.

Justin: "I feel so splendiferous!"

Karl: "Shut the fuck up Justin."

Justin: "Ok, but only because I'm feeling so splendiferous."

by Yettie Bear October 15, 2010