Steffan

A shit person at life and he is a mong. (And your mom gay)

Your a Steffan

by king only October 21, 2020

Sheffield

A shitty little place Outside Rotherham,
can`t be missed because of the smell of pigshit and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here....well musta dropped down the shitter

the best thing about sheffield is the road out, dunt go there ya will regret every second

by Arcangel-mike August 22, 2008

Sheffield

An out of work prostitute, usually seen hanging around theme bars looking for desperate punters.

"That sheffield was so desperate for some action that she even went for old man Keenan dressed in a hula skirt."

by Walkabout101 November 2, 2006

Seffi

Seffi is the sequel to Ron.
While a Ron is the epitome of strength, Seffi is the epitome of triumph. In the face of a Seffi, Ron sucks dick.

Dude: I wish people would consider me a Ron, then eventually I might be able to climb my way up to a Seffi.

by Geyszer June 15, 2010

Sheffizle-ism

A religion that honors a big, purple dinosoar. Roots come from a certain fly white history teacher somewhere in the northeastern U.S.

I practice Sheffizle-ism even though our leader has left us.

by ashley d September 9, 2008

smelf

1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

by Bob Saget's Son May 27, 2009

Sheff

means to cook cocaine to form crack n den slang it.

Da sheff jus left wit a bag.

by Allahatopia November 23, 2018