by juicycouture October 14, 2008
Get the Bone Smooch mug.Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.
Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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Get the Death to Smoochy mug.guy that may not suck a dick, but would damn sure hold one in his mouth til' the swelling goes down.
by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010
Get the dick smooch mug.when you go down to a local conveniance store such as Wal-Mart and have sex with a hooker in the bathroom while wearing assless chaps. Usually a male does this and hobknocks the whore as well.
Dave: Dude want to go to the club
Nick: Nahh dude I'd rather be hobknockin the smockling.
Dave: ahh okay fine.
Nick: Nahh dude I'd rather be hobknockin the smockling.
Dave: ahh okay fine.
by stripperangel55555555 April 26, 2011
Get the hobknockin the smockling mug.Smock: another word for smoke, or cigg. Most often used when in the vacinity of other smokers, or smockers.
by dylan November 2, 2004
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