Celluloid Simp

Sometimes referred to as a "film purist", the celluloid simp is an individual who maintains a very strong belief that celluloid film is the only way to shoot a cinematic movie. Despite being more practical, accessible, affordable, and modern than a thin sheet of synthetic plastic, Digital cameras will NEVER touch the hands of a celluloid simp.

A lesser variant of the Celluloid Simp is the Film Fraud: individuals who shoot movies digitally, but then proceed to degrade that nice, clean image in order to mimic the flawed look of celluloid film.

Tarantino: “Shooting on digital is like eating a veggie burger.”
Person 1: "Why does he hate digital cameras so much?"
Person 2: "He's just celluloid simp, that's all."

by D-Cinema April 12, 2023

A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022

Jessica Simpson

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

by Luka June 21, 2004

oj simpson

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.

Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."

by CJDUB January 30, 2008

The Simpsons

A hilarious television show on FOX @ 5:00 PM and 5:30 PM.

Did you see The Simpsons yesterday?

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Simpsons

sons of simps

that simp got married and had simpsons

by this is a human boy April 9, 2020

O.J. Simpsoned

To stab or cut a person with a knife.

Did you here about that knife fight down the street? Yea that gang member really got O.J. Simpsoned. He must have been O.J. Simpsoned at least 5 times but he'll be alright.

by JoeyJoejo November 15, 2009