Shart

When your sick, cold, and sitting on your grandmas new white couch when suddenly you let out a twisted ripper fart.. you roll off the couch and scoot on your ass over to the bathroom leaving a forbidden chocolate stain behind you

“So.. Gramma I accidentally sharted on your new white couch. Please forgive me, Sincerely, Jessica”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

shart

hottest thing ever. turns me on everyday. I would love to see a hot girl shart.

omg I'm so horny
i wanna see a hot girl shart

by dicknpusssy September 17, 2021

Shart

A shart is a term used for shit and fart mixed together, it can also resemble explosive diarrhea, if you shart in a taco bell washroom it most likely the stall will become completely brown!

Aw, man! I just had a shart!
or
Aw, man! I just sharted!

by XXXDannyXXX May 23, 2021

sharted

What Nessa did all over Josh´s face
-Larray

"Nessa sharted all over Josh´s face"

by PotatoesAreNiche August 16, 2021

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time

Ben: "After eating too much Taco Bell and beans, I released the nastiest Shart EVER!"
Josh: "WOAH BRO, I have to do the same thing now!"

by Accidental Arsonist June 13, 2021

shart

a shart is when you strain a little bit to hard and crap usually leaving a skidmark throughout your undergarments. most oftenly done by retards

Man after i ate those beans last night i was shartin up a storm

by basshead1964 May 1, 2011

Sharted

The past tense word of Shit

" I just Sharted"

by DeltaStorm Raines August 7, 2013