The bloody screw

Its where you put a screw between your index and middle finger and blast the back of a girls vagina

I gave the misses the bloody screw last night

by zBulldogg May 28, 2019

Keep on Screwing

This is the phrase that a crackhead with screech at you after almost being ran over by "some lip" in a blue Ford. This may take place outside of a newly built care home or a nursery that kind of rhymes with 'Tittle Nippley'. After the crackbum has destroyed her lungs with fifty cigarettes and a bottle of K-aid that she dyes her hair with, the crackhole takes pleasure in terrorising poor unsuspecting children. She can usually be found outside phone booths with her legs open, chatting up little kids. She will cackle loudly whenever children are near. This cackle is her mating call. Dating back to the ancient Incans, whenever faced with this cracknose, it has become common knowledge among fisherman to run into the nearest off license. If the crackface follows you, she will be so mesmorised by all the booze, she wont follow you anymore. Instead, she will drink away all those months spent in rehab.

Charlie: What is that? Looks like a walking pack of ciggies! White on the top and brown on the bottom!

Kaid: Walk past quickly and don't make eye contact! I've dealt with these crackelbows back in Vietam!

(They walk past her very quickly when they hear a strange noise).

Cathy: keEP oN sCrEwIng! (x2)

Kaid: Christ, she's different to any I know! I hooked up with one and she was nowhere as bad as this crackmunch! This is an evolved Crokémon!

Charlie She looks like my mummy.

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

Screw up

Screw up can be two different things

Ugh I’m such a screw up. :=(
Dang it I just screw up

Although your not so don’t ever say that or else... I’ll call you a turd on repeat!

by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020

Screw Steamer

"Screw steamer" is an old style term for a ship powered by a steam engine. (WINK)

"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."

by SmashGladly November 22, 2017

dick screw

You screw it in your choice the ass or the nut

My uncle helped me dick screw the damn thing in the nut

AHHHHHH yeet

Mother chubler

by Uh yeeter December 11, 2017

holiday screw

When a couple dress up as Mr and Mrs Claus and fuck with Christmas music playing.

Also an original alcoholic drink made by Emma Cline Phillips.

Yo, last Kwanza by girlfriend and I Holiday Screwed to Frank Sinatra.

by Silverfox95 December 11, 2017

Sodexo-screw

Noun - The final result when you post for a career with Sodexo, believing their claims of fairness and diversity, only the be treated less that an indentured slave.

After years of dedication and loyalty she was given the Sodexo-screw for a VP's secretary.

by martyrdom August 19, 2013