school

a place only fools go. some know it as a real hell whole

hi ted where you going?
ted:stfu bitch im going to school

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

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It's a place where parents and the government force their children to go to to get an education. Most of the stuff you learn there is useless and is never used in real life. You don't learn stuff like survival skills, life skills, ect.. You learn bullcrap like run on sentences, how your blood gets from your head to your heart, etc.. This is why kids are so dumb and get into drugs, because parents are stupid enough to believe their kid actually learn something.

Parent: you don't go to school I'm giving you up for adoption. Your future depends on school.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.

by THEREALDIC. March 5, 2017

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The devils home. Where you go there to get your soul slowly taken away. (your child sanity(you becoming a mature person)) It is the place where you slowly get driven away from being naughty staying up late at night to watch movies and playing video games. It is the place you go to to DIE

Old man: " I used to be a kid until i went to school"

by fam It's Lit April 6, 2017

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Nothing but pain, suffering, and torture

Me: Why does school enslave kids so much?
Julio: cuz life hates us

by Smoothbrick578 October 7, 2021

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hell

Teacher: welcome to school where u will spend 18 years learning pointless shit.
student:i feel sick....
Teacher: DETENTION NOW FOR TALKING IN CLASS!!!
student:i hate school its a living hell.

by Kute_Kitty030 April 25, 2017

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