Sales High

An individual who is in the sales profession, who sells a lot of their product in a day which results in a large commission. Due to the large feeling of success, the individual may feel extremely excited, keep smiling, feel unstoppable, and many more symptoms similar to being high on drugs.

Dude, Brandon has been selling so many phones today! Look at him he's on a sales high!

by Cold Call June 14, 2018

sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson

The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.

by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018

sadness out of context

epic lyric from the song mariners apartment complex. can be understood as confusing melancholy and nostalgia for profound sadness and depression. or can be a lyric that in art and poetry is bigger than in meaning.

you took my sadness out of context / at the mariners apartment complex

by lyra.Cleo March 11, 2020

SADNESS

when your definition gets rejected for the urban dictionary you experience this

She was filled with sadness as she read that her definition was rejected

by I CAN READ, CAN YOU? July 25, 2020

sales math

Making up numbers

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math

by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020

sandes

To be the best in the world at what you do.

Bro, than man is such a Sandes!

by Jrpickett October 20, 2020

sanaskimpab

Gets followers for no reason.. The talent they have is a joke.

Sanaskimpab was Jennieswhitehair

by Sanaskimpab December 22, 2020