New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

Fiddler on the Roof

Scott Brownsword

Scott Brownsword did Joe on the roof at pop world (fiddler on the roof)

by Jollon August 12, 2023

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

raise the roof

impact when someone with a large penis is present

when prof came in to the office he raise the roof

by aznbob December 10, 2023

jutting palm-roof

Under the shade of a palm roof.

Hey Lay on a mat outside his hut under the shade of the jutting palm-roof.

by Chiok Chan September 13, 2020

Roofing

Gluing your tongue in another person's butthole

Manny was roofing Nixon while in the bath.

by OGkohanim January 2, 2024

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.

I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.

by pingvuiini August 25, 2013