Rocket Science

A phrase used by people too stupid to know that rocketry is an engineering discipline and not a science at all.

Manager: "Can't you do anything right? It's not rocket science!"

Worker: "Actually, rocketry is an engineering discipline."

Manager: "You're fired."

by Chelonian November 30, 2010

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Cunt Rocket

Projectile female ejaculation. The type brought on by explosive orgasms.

Whoa shit. That was so good I shot a cunt rocket clear across the room!

by whoopi July 23, 2006

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Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything thinkable long before middle age which is totally unprovable

Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets

by Fatticus Matticus December 9, 2008

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Regina "Reggie" Rocket resides in Ocean Shores, California. She is the brother of Oswald "Otto" Rocket and the daughter of Ray "Raymundo" Rocket. She is an excellent kid action athlete and one of the best in the world as seen from the New Zealand competition. She is the second best kid action athlete behind her brother Otto Rocket. However, she is very often on par with him and in many instances even better. She is an excellent skateboarder, surfer, wind surfer, blader, hockey player, biker, snowboarder, and skiier. Her friends are Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez, Sam "Squid" Dulalrd, Trish, and Sherry. She also goes by Rocket Girl.

Reggie: Its okay Sammy, just do it like this
Sam: Thanks Reggie!

Raymundo: Way to go Rocket Girl!!
Otto: Awesome move Reg!

Announcer: What is your name?
Reggie: Reggie Rocket

by RocketPowerSwoosh2 November 25, 2013

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