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golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals
My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.
by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023
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Toxic representation

Characters that are a minority get shown as not the best people with the point being that they are still human beings that can do horrible things.
The trans character "allie" is a example of toxic representation as she's shown to be a horrible parent to her children
by DoctorVetred January 9, 2024
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Golden Retriever Boy

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.
"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me
by yourfavoritebitch February 5, 2024
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Darwin Retrieval

The frantic, high-stress act of pulling a Bro out of a busy intersection or dual carriageway after they have successfully performed a Frogger Faceplant.
Unlike the "Bro" who is often protected by a mix of adrenaline and sheer lack of foresight, the person performing the Darwin Retrieval experiences a massive cortisol spike and a heart rate that exceeds peak cardiovascular training. The "Retriever" is essentially forced into a life-or-death rescue mission because the "Bro" decided to treat a busy road like a Level 1 arcade game.
"I went to the Ogoh-Ogoh parade to see the statues, but I ended up performing a Darwin Retrieval instead. After Chad ate pavement in front of a taxi, I had to dodge traffic to drag him to the curb. My heart was pounding harder than a Barry's Bootcamp class for three hours afterward."
by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026
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A representative democracy where representatives are chosen not by the people but by the networks that fund, nominate, and protect them. Constituents get a voice, but the real conversations happen in back rooms where representatives and donors trade favors. Legislative sessions become theater while actual decisions are made in private meetings. The representative is supposed to represent the people, but in crony representative democracy, they represent the networks that put them there.
Example: "The congressman held town halls, answered letters, and voted the way his donors told him to. Crony representative democracy: representation for the public, loyalty for the cronies."
by Abzugal March 22, 2026
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More Repressed Then MLK

When you are feeling more repressed then MLK
Gurt: I feel more repressed then MLK
by Mollie Macaw May 4, 2025
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House Representative

Well, traditionally it's someone who dreams about a Big Black. Nowadays, increasingly, it means more someone who might be doing some work every now and then, but strictly not daily.
- Hey, I heard that Ms Cortez has become one of the most honest house representatives.
-- Absolutely, Affirmative. And in the mean time she wields some of the fiercest blowjobs in the industry. Just look at her, A Piece Of Art.
by Umbago November 29, 2025
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