Umbago's definitions

white race

That's when you secretly dream of taking in a huge black, only then you are considered pure white race.

That's when you secretly dream of taking in a huge black, only then you are considered pure white race. By definition.

by Umbago May 26, 2021

Western democracy

Imagine there is a freaked out dwarven self-proclaimed hegemon coming inside your home out of nowhere and telling you in the most arrogant manner that you have to follow his way of f-ing the world and that this is a status-quo you are not allowed to change. That is an approachable definition of the western democracy thing going on globally.

U have to comply to western democracy, dude, that is the only way of breathing. Heil democracy!

by Umbago September 5, 2024

House Representative

Well, traditionally it's someone who dreams about a Big Black. Nowadays, increasingly, it means more someone who might be doing some work every now and then, but strictly not daily.

- Hey, I heard that Ms Cortez has become one of the most honest house representatives.
-- Absolutely, Affirmative. And in the mean time she wields some of the fiercest blowjobs in the industry. Just look at her, A Piece Of Art.

by Umbago November 29, 2025