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Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.
Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.
by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015
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Tyler Robert Joseph

Tyler is the lead singer of twenty øne pilots best know for songs like Stressed Out, HeavyDirtySoul, and Ride
Mom: what should we name our kid?
dad:hmmmm
mom: i got it! Tyler Robert Joseph!
by Gourtiom March 31, 2017
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Aidan Robert

An Aidan Robert is a card magic genius, he plays quitar and sings. Aidan Roberts have dark blonde hair and blue eyes. They can be found outside fishing for girls. Aidan Roberts need a girlfriend.
Girl one; Who is that ridiculously musically talented yet obviously thirsty, needy guy over there?
Girl two; You're describing what sounds like an Aidan Robert.
That's a defined characteristic of an Aidan Robert.
by Runaway Writer May 23, 2017
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jackson robert scott

Cute funny sweet lil smol bean that must be protected at all costs
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: I love Jackson Robert Scott!
by Jackson Robert Scott November 15, 2020
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Bathroom Bank Robber

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.
Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"
by Shickey Mickey April 17, 2012
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Broke a robber

When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye
When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.
by Redneckfarmerboy35 March 7, 2017
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Rite Aid Robber

Along time ago in 2016 Zach robbed a local Rite Aid and stole a track phone. Recently he has been seen with his accomplices Squeaky and Hendry.
Rite Aid Robber must of stole your track phone
by New Cumberland February 10, 2018
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