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John Romero

PC game designer of 1990s fame, John Romero was the genius/jackanape that introduced us to Wolfenstein3D, DOOM, and Quake.
When not designing new methods of carrying out FPS carnage or dismemberment, he was attending to his rich, luxurious, flowing, hair which, given his near-rockstar status at the time, was not considered homoerotic in the least.
Then... came the infamous and career-destroying FPS-mediocrity that we remember as Daikatana.
Released three years behind schedule, and only after burning through two game engines and over one hundred employees, Daikatana effectively closed an era of PC-gaming, and signaled John Romero's fall from Godhood.
Nevertheless, John Romero's notoriety continues to live on through the power of the Internet -- and the unceasing efforts of meme humorists.
Gamer 1: "John Romero is going to make you his bitch!"
(After pwn'ing a stream of newbs) Gamer 1: "Suck it down!"

(warcry upon respawning) Gamer 2: d41k4t4n4 r0ckz j00!!1!
by MercWithMouth May 3, 2011
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not my first rodeo

An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.
Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.

Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
by Davester75 July 4, 2012
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Romeopathic

Any person with a compulsive conquest for lustful or sexual behaviors with no emotional attachment.
Bruce sleeps with another woman every week. I swear he must be Romeopathic
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romejo

To go down on a girl only to make out with her taint.
Did you eat her out ?

No. I romejo'd her.
by Snooch July 9, 2010
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rodeo grip

While jerking off, grabbing your cock so that your palm faces away from you and your thumb is closer to your nuts. This is similar to the grip used by cowboy's on the rope while bull riding.
For a change of pace, I used the rodeo grip while whacking it last night.
by TheFlyingZap April 26, 2011
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Butt Hole Rodeo

While engaging in anal sex, at the point of climax you smack the girl on the ass and call her the wrong name. Than hold on as long as you can while she struggles to get off you.
I played the butt hole rodeo last night and managed to hang on for almost 10 seconds.
by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009
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rombod

look at that rombod, his dick is huge
by kia July 2, 2004
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