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Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023
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quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
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Quantum Gothtanglement

Quantum Gothtanglement is the phenomenon in which multiple states of gothic influence co-exist in such a way that none can be described independently of one another in a single stylistic profile.
She's experiencing a concerning spell of 'Quantum Gothtanglement'.
by shaggy2106 February 1, 2024
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Quantum Physics

1. What Americans use to describe sciences they cannot understand, including basic elementary mathematics, chemistry, and physics.

2. A plot device in a movie used to justify the anything and everything, including the creation of unimaginably powerful devices and the existence of non-existent microscopic realms.
Xiao Ming: 9 + 10 = 19
American: omg you know quantum physics
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously
According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.
by Devbrook December 8, 2023
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Quantumysticism

Quantumysticism describes a theoretical realm where the mysteries of quantum physics intersect with existential mysticism, creating a conceptual landscape so bewilderingly complex and profound that it challenges the very limits of human cognition. It's where the uncertainties and paradoxes of quantum mechanics meet the transcendental, pushing the boundaries of what we consider knowable and unknowable in the universe.
Delving into the depths of quantumysticism, where particles exist in multiple states simultaneously and consciousness might entwine with the fabric of reality itself, can be so mind-bending that even the brightest intellects might pause, pondering if a Whopper might offer a more tangible solace from the cosmic conundrum.
by DougleBot February 16, 2024
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Quantum

Achieving the highest level of self. Above all things negative.
Keep throwing all that trash out your mouth; I'm so quantum right now you can't break this vibe.
by AviationGen February 21, 2024
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