Mr.presely

A Jewish high school English teacher that has a beautiful mustache. He is also a pot smoker :)

Mr.Presely is selling pot

by t dub 37 February 17, 2017

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

by Mary-Anne Karein June 17, 2018

Divorce Present

Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.

Check out my new car! It's my divorce present.

by Kitty kitty lol lol February 22, 2021

Ever Present Frown

Someone who is always frowning, or always a downer.. also in Taylor Swift song Better Then Revenge “I think her ever present frown is a little troubling”

Haile is such a b*tch, like shut up with your ever present frown

by taylorswiftfan004 March 14, 2021

I prescritti

Common way to define the Italian football club Inter, following the new hidden phone interception of the Calciopoli scandal that proved their involvement they choose the prescrizione.

I prescritti cartonati festeggiano per il trofeo rubato.

by Accademia della crusca March 17, 2021

João Pires

João is very cool, very smart and he also happens to have a ginormous cock.

Yo João Pires, I saw your ginormous cock the other day!

by GINORMOUSCOCKMACHINE69 November 21, 2021

Basketball Present

the term "Basketball-Present" was coined by Benjamin F. McMurry III, as a term used to describe a present that is given to someone else but ultimately meant for your self. - The term originated from a story in which the creator of the term (Benjamin F. McMurry) gave his father, (who was in no way affiliated with sports) a basketball for his Christmas gift. Ben's father of course had no use for the Basketball, so it inevitably returned back to him (Ben).

Person 1: "My art teacher Miss Claire bought a box of sharpies for her husband Carl as a birthday gift,

Person 2: "sounds like she gave him a basketball present"
Person 1: "Exactly!"

by RRM II December 24, 2021