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punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch
After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.
by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018
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Punchin' Judy

Female masturbation done without toys or appliances which is spontaneous and unplanned.
I was getting ready to take my girl out the other night, and I walked in on her Punchin' Judy. She said she got bored waiting for me.
by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018
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Punchies

A game you play with your friend when your bored af in class. You both take turns punching each other as hard as you can in the arm until someone gives up.
Hey bro this class sucks wanna play punchies?
by Usernamezs December 8, 2018
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Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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Punchin' Judy

The act of performing and/or receiving a hand job with a sock puppet.
My highschool girlfriend and I were one caught Punchin' Judy in the maze of a Chuck E. Cheese.
by Pantseroff Jherkinoff August 11, 2019
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Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."
I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza
by Steve Beats October 9, 2019
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Punching bag

by Hoofedtoaster96 April 28, 2021
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