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Protractor

A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.
Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends
by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021
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poop protection

A person who never wipes their ass so they dont get raped in jail.
Man i didnt wanna rape jon because he had poop protection so i raped bill instead cause he didnt.
by poopoo man 974321986509 May 11, 2009
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Lesbian Protector

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.
They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.
by Hayes Haze May 17, 2021
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Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype

The Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype is a fictional prototype of the game for the Nintendo 64, named Super Mario 64.

Not much is known about this prototype, aside from the fact it was VERY experimental, testing out new AI that Nintendo got from another Japanese company, thatallowed the game to change itself to fit one's 'Cognitive Desires', which means this prototype is different on every cartridge. Deisgn wise, it didn't look like your happy-go-lucky Super Mario game. The player model was a low poly, featureless man. The castle itself was rather eerie, with few light sources, and the basement was an elaborate mess of hallways.

Testers were called in to experiment with the technology, and it was working fine, except from one odd observation. Prolonged exposure to the basement in the prototype casued severe migraines. One tester, when Nintendo checked in on them after leaving them overnight, they were found in a delusional state, mumbling to themselves, in which they had to be wheeled away to hospital.

New testers were warned to NOT go to the basement for whatever reason.

After new testers were developing stroke-like symptoms from overexposure, Nintendo stopped new testers coming in, and cut all cartridges with the personalised AI.

If you've ever played a friend's Super Mario 64 cartridge, and felt something was off, now you know why.
Person A: Ever heard of the Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype?
Person B: ...No.
by MightyDM August 7, 2020
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protagonist

Since there was no absolute definition for this word, I decided to use an actual meaning.

1. The main character in a drama or other literary work.
2. In ancient Greek drama, the first actor to engage in dialogue with the chorus, in later dramas playing the main character and some minor characters as well.
3.
1. A leading or principal figure.
2. The leader of a cause; a champion.
by Fred5460 July 17, 2005
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protip

- an unrelated comment or response to something.
- originating from Dan & Phil's "Glitter Faces" YouTube craft video, wherein they keep saying "protip". And that's when every comment section on YouTube was destroyed.
A: "Her shirt looks amazing."
B: "PROTIP"

A: "John broke up with me and I don't know what to do."
B: "PROTIP"

A: "Don't cry, craft."
B: "PROTIP"
by christiandizon June 17, 2016
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Protein Stalactite

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.
When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.
by Captain Willie December 14, 2008
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