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Programmatic Prostitute

Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.
A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!

B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.

A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?

B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.

A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009
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prostitude

A transgender (born male)that is a sex worker.
Her name is Laura in the daytime, and Larry at night time! She's one of the best prostitudes in the metropolitan area!
by Larry or Laura December 20, 2019
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a male prostitue

A male, that usually for money, sales his self to other males for the purpose of sex. A male that engages in sexual activities with other males for the sole purpose as to get the other males to have an orgasam.
Mike is such a male prostitue, he sleeps with other males in groups to get them all off.
by Bazooka December 2, 2017
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Prostitute

a girl who knows she is only good for one thing so decides she might as well get paid
by jerome and fray May 17, 2009
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Prostitution

Prostitution a woman's nature. For those of you not familiar with human nature, men have the disposition to sleep with as many ATTRACTIVE women as possible so as to spread their seed while protecting and providing for the women and children they spawned. Women, on the other hand, due to our biological disposition to have children, naturally seek support. To keep the species going, men go after attractive women since attractiveness is a sign of good health. Women, due to the fact that we have kids, go after men who either have financially stable or affluent jobs. Basically, what it boils down to is that men want ass and women want cash. The women who call it exploitation are actually defying the feminist movement since feminism was a response against men dictating what women should do with their bodies based on the concept of “protecting them from exploitation.” Thus the feminazis are really the oppressors of women by holding us to double standards based on THEIR man hating morals and principles.

By the way, I am a proud feminist and sex worker!
John (at a bar) -"How about some ass?"

Me - "Baby, I'm a woman, I need some cash"

John - "I'm all for prostitution. Okay baby, name your price!"

Man hating feminiazi - "Oh my god, a woman who can get paid for pleasure!? That's rape!"
by Raven N M October 22, 2009
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prostitution

a terrible buisness, which banks on poor women and men, usually not the beatuiful sophisticated people you seee in movies, but homeless, abused, or without anything, and prostitution is the only way they live or know how to live.
dude: im going to vegas to gamble and for prostitution

me: plesae dont! do you know how hard their lives are?
by frozen_sunshine June 30, 2008
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Prostitution

When you don't Know what to do about your sex life so you go and sell your body to someone with a bigger penis then you and they don't know where the hole is and you tell them you don't have one because your a dude.
My job is prostitution and my mom doesn't know where my vagina is.
by Chunky Rayne March 9, 2019
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