ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025

Prinky Promise

A sacred promise, similar to the pinky promise, but dealing primarily with sexual commitments.

I can't believe she made you a prinky promise. You are totally getting some action!

by Catmando2 November 04, 2017

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun February 28, 2016

National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.

Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.

by mmmpho April 17, 2020

catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.

Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.

by Mongrel the Elder April 07, 2024

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

Thumb Promise

A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.

“She thumb promised me she’d get me a drink if i called mom upstairs for her.”

by syylent June 08, 2024