procrastination

putting things off till tomorrow aka never doing it ever

dan howell is very good at procrastination

by placentaflavour August 10, 2014

Procrascinate

To be a bitch. Often confused with Procrastinate, but understandably so, and deserves to be forgiven, and praised.

Waffles is so procrascinate.

by NOT GT April 9, 2008

Precrastinate

To procrastinate before procrastinating.

Dude 1: Hey man what's up?
Dude 2: Oh I'm just precrastinating my work term report.
Dude 1: Precrastinating?
Dude 2: Ya you know, to precrastinate, procrastinating before you procrastinate.

by Grinner July 27, 2008

Poocrastinate

To put of the act of taking a dump because you don't want to miss a show, game, etc. This usually results in a huge crap coming out all at once right when you finally sit down on the john.

Man, earlier I was watching the game and I poocrastinated in the 4th quarter 'cus it was such a good game. Now my butthole hurts like hell.

by foolpoo October 20, 2009

Procrapstination

When you really need to take a dump, but you just don't want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. Favorite show is on or finishing homework.

Person 1: Man, i really gotta take a shit badly...

Person 2: So go.

Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.

Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.

by DeliciousTurds September 30, 2010

Procrastibator

Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.

That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow

by OoJesusoO May 16, 2011

Procrastinationbook

A noun.

Coined phrase meaning the use of Facebook in tedious situations to distract oneself.

Other variations include:
- Procrastinationtube (YouTube.)
- Procrastinationspace (Myspace.)
Etc, etc.

Q: Whats up?
A: Nothing much, on Procrastinationbook. Have you finished the term paper yet?
Q: Nahh, I'm still surfing Procrastinationtube.

by peppypreppy! March 8, 2009