possom

the animal that ryhmes with possum

that is awsome as a possum

by awesome-possom March 18, 2004

Pothole Roulette

When driving along roads where it is impossible to avoid all of the potholes, Pothole Roulette is trying to miss the deep ones.

Common in the UK.

Sue: What happened to your tyre dude?
Bod: I was drivin' home and got tagged in pothole roulette!
Sue: You're gonna need a new alloy as well.

by roynotmoss July 4, 2010

PoisonYoshi

Lovely humble man, loves playing roblox especially with godtier S_viq3r, shoutout to him.

You are a PoisonYoshi

by ilovemeniappreciatemen March 29, 2021

Swedish Pothole

A dark and dreary gaped-out asshole caused by the repeated anal penetration of a large penis; typically a Swedish one.

"Denise take it in the ass so much, bitch got a Swedish Pothole!"

by The Yeppa April 15, 2010

glitter poisoning

When you use glitter for something, and it gets everywhere, no matter what steps you take to prevent it from ending up everywhere.

1st Person: There's glitter in your bed.
2nd Person: Yep.
1st Person: And in your hair. And on all your books.
2nd Person. Yep.
1st Person: What the hell?
2nd Person: Glitter poisoning.
1st Person: Ah.

by saucer49 January 14, 2011

testicular poison

codie and dustin's orgy.

cody and dustin were fucking until they know later on codie sucked the testicular poison out of him.

by testicular poison January 17, 2018

Lead Poisoned

Extreme stupidity and inability to critically think. Typically it applies to old people who were exposed to too much leaded gas and lead paint as children, and have now lost the ability to understand second order effects

"My HOA is controlled by a bunch of lead poisoned Boomers"

by InterestedPastaEater August 19, 2022