schlepping ball paste

1. The act of exerting all one's energy to the point of fatigue and a moist scrotum.

2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).

3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.

4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".

"What's going on?"

"I'M SCHLEPPING BALL PASTE!!!!"

by Oh shure December 1, 2009

postel

The act of an assclown going "postal", behaving in an irrational, erratic and twisted manner. The assclown frequently is dressed like a scary clown and has a fair amount of facial hair, usually a handlebar moustache.

Sarah came home and saw Bling-Bling John boxing the clown and she went postel.

by Homey D Clowne December 22, 2005

posted at the tilt

(verb) act of relaxing in your home, crib, house. called tilt due to the fact that most people's roof is slanted in a tilted angle.

What u up to?
~Nothing much man, just posted at the tilt.

by DBLUNT August 8, 2008

Postexting

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting

As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really

by AYL April 1, 2009

poster putty

something that can be used to stick posters on walls.
not to be confused with play-dough.

Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.

THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.

Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.

Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.

by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010

postest

Postest is the biggest unit of big stuff that can't be beat by anything. It's mostly used when you're in a predicament about who loves who more; if you say, "I love you mostest postest" you automatically win. Postest can't be beat by any more, most, tons, morers or any of that. The person you used "postest" on usually gets pretty mad because they can't beat you after you threw postest at them. All in all, postest is the biggest unit of big stuff that cannot be beat no matter what and no matter how hard you try.

I love you.

I love you more.

I love you most.

I love you mostest postest (:

No fuck that I love you more.

by baaaylaaay June 27, 2011

Bill poster's bucket

Descriptive of a particularly capacious and scruffy fanny with a seemingly endless supply of batter.

My chances of getting a grip on her blart are slim. I may have to throw in a bag of road salt, she has a fanny like a bill poster's bucket!

by balconybelly November 11, 2011