porky

Getting fat, or putting on weight

You get to be 24 25, you can no longer eat what you like, you muscles wave a little white flag and suddenly your a porky bastered

by kyle May 15, 2004

porky pig styles

A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.

Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what?

Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom)

Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.

by FuriousB June 24, 2010

Pokey Bear

An average hight boy with dark brown hair and caramel skin. Squishy like a bear and likes to go slow at any task at hand, as a slow pokes. Pokey Bears are known for wanting to sleep through winter i.e. alarm clocks.

Pokey bear took the longest time putting on his pants today.

by Pokes101 March 23, 2012

pokeyman

A derogatory term for Pokemon that will get you your ass beat

Bob to John: Oh look, John has his pokeyman cards hhahahhahahahahahhaha!

*John socks Bob in the jaw, knocking him over*

Bob: MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

by crudmonkey February 23, 2021

the hokey pokey

slang for intercourse

lets go upstairs and do the hokey pokey.

by Indigo606 September 13, 2011

porky

another word for a vagina west indian term

she porky nice

by yankeefan9380 May 29, 2009

pokeymon

a fat, ugly chick who thinks she looks good.

you see that pokeymon smiling at you

by patty, noemy October 20, 2005