Poontang

poontang, what female astronauts douche with.

The scanky female astronaut was making the space ship smell like fish , so she douched it out with some tang.

by frankenpimp May 18, 2004

poontang

the female genitalia, specifically of a small mammalian creature,eg. a rodent

the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang
- carl spackler

by mr varner May 3, 2004

poonstick

a heterosexual man's penis.


it should be noted that this word is a gift from god.

you best be careful with all that skank-fuckin yr doin, that poonstick of yours is gonna fall off.

by mr poontastic yo February 22, 2009

poonitis

a physical fear of the woman's poon.

Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.

by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

poontang

basicly a pussy

ay yo you wana gt some poontang tonight

by Jd secrete April 15, 2009

poontang

to poontang someone or poon them you have to get a empty tub of pringels and smack them over the head and shout poontang!

it is best playd at night e.g. a sleep over the first one 2 fall asleep gets pooned hard accross the face =

this game was invented by .... chris,sam,hubbo adam and tom

tom got pooned ALOT !!!

oh dude u jst got seriously poontanged !

POONTANG!

by chris, R February 18, 2008

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

I want you swet baby monkey poontang!

by The Creator April 28, 2003