Pokémon Go!

The game that will cause all kids to kill themselves by jumping in front of cars to get pikachu.

Person: Jonah died yesterday playing in the parking lot.
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!

by Raya Mcelreath December 23, 2016

Pokemob

A gathering of half-drunk half-stoned teenagers playing Pokemon Go in a public spot after hours, more often than not creating disturbances for the public.

Police dispatch: "Attention all units! A pokemob is in progress in 22 Square. Proceed with caution, I repeat, proceed with caution!"

Officer 1: "Fuck! Again?!"

Officer 2: "Let's roll. (thinking) I gotta catch that Squirtle!"

by Shadiac July 14, 2018

pokemongophile

An individual with a huge passion for Pokémon Go.

She’s such a pokemongophile, she plays at least four hours a day, EVERYDAY!!

by Don’t have one July 28, 2018

Pokemon

The best franchise and game in the world. Pokemon is lit and better than everything else!

Gary sucks dick at Pokemon

by boroned May 29, 2018

PIEMOTHY

fUCK YOU FOR REJECTING piemothy

fUCK YOU FOR REJECTING piemothy

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019

Poemsexual

Meaning using poems every single day

John: stop using all them poems jake
Jake: why? John: because it turning into poemsexual Jake: oh god

by Sr me May 11, 2019

poemflake

A poet whose work lacks quality or substance.

This derivative poem with a simple rhyme scheme is clearly the work of a poemflake.

by Kommander October 2, 2019